Yesterday he was standing behind me in the kitchen. He places his hands on my hips and says the sweetest thing I think I've ever heard.
"You can't even tell you're fat from behind!"
Thats because I'm not fat you asshole!!!
::sigh:: men.
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11 years ago
4 comments:
haha...did you ask him to rephrase that statement, replacing "fat" with "pregnant"? :)
Nope. I literally responded with "Thats cause I'm not fat asshole!" lol. It was fun times.
I can't believe he said that! You should have decked him. Blame it on the hormones. lol
You posted this completely out of context. You make it sound like I'm an insensitive jerk. You know full well I was joking (you laughed, a lot!!). I call shinanigans.
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